A Heartfelt Message

Hey there again you lovely lot. I know it’s been a while, but the last few months have been hard for me. I have been dealing family issues; work Issues and a myriad of other issues all hitting me at once. This on top of the malaise I’ve been feeling due to loneliness and boredom, with life in general for a while now had taken me to some very dark places of recently.

Now please don’t think I am writing this to garner your sympathies. That is not what this post is for. I have been low before, and have always been fortunate, that I somehow always seem to find myself surrounded by some truly wonderful people, my family and friends, who give me the support I need, and sometimes the kick in the pants, they show an immense amount of understanding and an almost supernatural amount of patience. I love you all and am grateful to have you in my life, even if I don’t tell you as often as I should.

No the reason I am telling you this, is that I wanted you to understand the mindset I have been in lately, while at the same time having to watch the news. Now when I say I have to watch the news, I mean that where I work there is large screen showing CNN 24 hours a day, right in front of where I sit. There is a perfectly good reason for this, which I won’t go into. Now this is not a slight against CNN or any other proper news channel. You all provide an important service. No what I’m talking about is the content I have been seeing. The last 2 years have not been high points in humanity and things just seem to be getting worse. I know there has always been hatred and fear, of minorities, of foreigners, of women and of the LBGTQ community, but the last few years it seems to have gotten out of hand.

Now I know I rarely if ever write about my political views, (and trust me it has been super hard not to for the last 2 years), I mean my opinions on women’s rights should be obvious, to anyone who has read some of my previous posts. However I have generally kept away from discussing my views, from some combination of the idea that, who am I to discuss these big issues, and probably cowardice, fear about how people will react, will I be shunned or possibly attacked. Well life is far too short. So here are just some of my opinions of what is going on currently in the world;

• Donald Trump is a lying simple-minded racist. He is stoking up the worst aspects of his supporters. Which has not only lead to one of his assholes sending pipe bombs to his critics, including a previous President of the United States, however also given comfort and courage to white supremacy groups, so much so that they feel comfortable enough to not only spew their evil poisonous rhetoric in public but also to attack people, we saw this in Charlottesville with the death of Heather Heyer, and we saw it again last week with the fatal shooting of Maurice Stallard and Vickie Jones, and then two days later with the attacks on Tree of Life Synagogue, leading to 11 deaths. These are a result of Trumps selfishness and pride. And lest we forgot selfishness and pride may also have led to possibly a sexual predator being appointed to the Supreme Court. Anyway I must move on, if I was to list all of Trumps faults and misdeeds I might run out of internet.

• The incoming president of Brazil Jair Bolsonaro is also an asshole. He is a homophobic, misogynist creep with illusions towards dictatorship. Unlike Trump though Bolsonaro might actual achieve this.

• The victory for the leave vote for Brexit is a result of an ignorant public being lied to by self serving politicians; I’m not saying that the remainers were anymore better informed. It was just that something this important should never have gone to the public. The whole reason we are in this mess is because David Cameron was scared of losing power due to UKIP and then was too shit to put his arguments forward in a way that were clear and coherent to the British public.

• The murder of journalist and critic of Prince Mohammed bin Salman, Jamal Khashoggi is one of the most blatantly monstrous things we have seen for a while. The appalling details coming through show a very basic lack of respect not only for the media, but for human life itself. Added to this the fact that they may be giving women the right to drive, but have arrested and detained many of the activists that fought for that right, just goes to prove how much of a fake façade the perceived modernization of Saudi Arabia might be.

• If you are one of the complete dickheads, (and please be aware I might have typed dickhead but I am thinking of a much much worse word), who protested women of menstruation age finally being allowed to enter the Sabarimala temple, and pelted the women trying to enter the temple with stones, because you think they are dirty, are you proud of yourself? do you fee all big and powerful?  Well because you are not, you are chicken shits and deserving of contempt. Also fuck you Rahul Gandhi, pick a damn side you can’t say you personal believe in equality for women, but will back your party’s decision to support a ban on women of a certain age entering this temple, because that just makes you a wanker playing both sides. If you take this along with the 13 year old girl that was beheaded earlier this week, while having caste slurs shouted at her, by a c**t she was accusing of sexual misconduct, as well as all the other sexual assaults  you have, then you really need to sort your fucking shit out India

That is a little of what has been preying on my mind, they might not be massive revelations, but I had to say it, and please don’t think that this post is all about me wanting to vent my anger, (and I have been angry), or that I want to make you feel depressed. I am just pointing all this out, because we can’t change anything without knowing what is wrong.

And things can change, but sitting around complaining about it won’t do anything, you have to go out and work at making the world you want, because trust me the complete shits of this world will go out to make the world they want, It has been happening in front of us.  Here are a few things you can do to help make this a better world.

Complain – Yes I know I said sitting around complaining won’t do anything, but it’s how you complain. Write letters/emails to your politicians. Join a protest, get together with like minded individuals and make some noise.

Vote – This is especially important this coming Tuesday for Americans, as the right results could help bring some stability and dare I say normality back to your country. But even if you are not American this coming Tuesday, your vote matters, so use it to make sure you represent, who you are and what you believe

Volunteer – There are probably hundreds of worthy organisations around you that could do with some enthusiastic volunteers, from reading to the elderly, feeding the homeless to helping with recycling. So look around, find something that calls to you, and try it.

Be compassionate – if all the rest of the options seem too hard, then just try and be there for someone. Look around in your own vicinity; see if anybody looks like they need a sympathetic ear, or a shoulder to cry on. They might tell you to get lost, or you might just be doing them a very important favour

Anyway hopefully I will return next time with something a lot more humorous and childish next time.

Happy International Women’s Day everybody

Just a warning to start with, this won’t be as cheerful or witty as most of my other posts.

So here we are again, another International Women’s Day. I mistakenly thought it was yesterday, (yes I know it is hard to believe but I am fallible), and wished a friend of mine a Happy International Women’s Day (yes I do, do that, what can I say I’m an eccentric, yet strangely adorable person), she (my friend) corrected me on my blunder and also remarked that, it was a shame that we still needed a day to be reminded to appreciate the great work women have done and currently do, and the effect they have had on, are currently having on our world and on our individual lives. Now of course she is right, she is super smart, much smarter than me, though obviously I’m no slouch in the thinking department.

This last year the world seems to have made some strides towards a fairer world for women, starting with the downfall of that colossal asshole (I would uses a much stronger word, however I am try hard to cut out my use of it) Harvey Weinstein, followed by similar exorcising of other power men (assholes), in Hollywood, in the media in general, in sports, in the business world and in politics. We have seen many; many women (and men) come out bravely and share their stories of abuse in solidarity together with the Me Too movement, some of these being women, who I naively would have thought were too powerful or well known to have had to face anything like the crap they have gone through. Finally there seems to be a real hunger for change, with the traditional old boys club finally being called out on their bullshit, and some at least being made to face the consequences of their despicable actions, some of which have being going on for decades.

However, as heart-warming and fantastic as the start of this long overdue process is, we mustn’t ignore the large orange walrus in the oval room, the current President of the United State, amongst his multitude of other shortcomings, has multiple allegations of sexual misconduct hanging over his head, and is yet to face any sort of consequences for them, he also openly supported for a Senate seat, an alleged child predator who for years allegedly stalked and assaulted a number of young girls while already in a position of power . A Senate seat I must add that the alleged child predator shockingly only lost by 1.63% of the vote. So obviously there are a lot more assholes out there that need to be bought to task over their pervious action. Added to this madness we have also seen the rise of the Men’s Right movement, a strange phenomenon that first came to my attention during the production of the Ghostbusters remake, (Yes remember that). These, I suppose I will have to call them people (the movement also includes women (Yay?)), think that there is a vast feminist conspiracy against men. They seem to perceive any steps towards equality for women as taking something away from men, mainly generations of privilege that has been afforded to the men before them, which they now want, believe is their right and see slipping away from them. I’m going to be honest with you, I have just done the very briefest of brief research on the Men’s Rights movement, this being primarily because they have some really reprehensible views on topics like, a women’s place/job in the home, on what constitutes rape and who should be blamed for it, amongst an array of others awful views, and there is only so much throwing up a person should in one life time. If you are interested to research more, and I really hope not because you are thinking “Wow those guys might have a point”, then I’m sure you will find many, many, (too many) websites dedicated to their bile.

So where does this leave us, as I have mentioned the world seems to have made some strides towards a fairer world for women, but this is a marathon not a sprint, so there is so much further to go. Almost every woman you will meet has had to work twice as hard as a man in the same position, as well as put up with a hell of a lot more crap than their male counterparts, sometimes of the most heinous kind. However let’s not end this on a depressing note, remember we have started making strides towards something better, we should all work hard to make sure it carries on, I will try my best, in the hopes my young niece will grow up to live in a much fairer world for her and others, (by making sure I don’t do stupid things like perpetuate idiotic stereotypes, such as only using the colour pink for them, you know for everything including well meant confectioneries. There are other colours people!) and that my friend gets her wish and someday International Women’s Day will become irrelevant.

Until then, Happy International Women’s Day everybody.

My Most Anticipated Films Of 2018

OK so this is becoming something of a habit (good or bad, who knows?), the last couple of years I have listed the films I am looking most forward to in the coming year. I’ve produced this list showing the top 21 (why 21? Because why not?) Films that fit my loosest of lose criteria. Like always the list is in alphabetical order and at the start of next year (if we survive), we can compare it against those that make it into my top 10/21/?? List of the year. In case you are wondering from last year’s list Blade Runner 2049, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, John Wick: Chapter 2, Logan, Spider-Man: Homecoming, T2: Trainspotting, The Lego Batman Movie, Thor: Ragnarok, Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets and Wonder Woman made my top now Top 21 (There’s that pesky 21 again) film list of 2017.

A Wrinkle in Time [imdb] [trailer]

Release Date: March 8^th

From Eva DuVernay, the director behind the excellent Selma and the equally excellent documentary 13^th, comes this fantasy adventure film based on the 1962 novel. It will be interesting to see what DuVernay can do with the backing of a big studio and with a big budget. Also I loved the last Sc-fi/Fantasy adventure film from Disney (Tomorrowland if you are interested), so have high hopes for this.

Alita: Battle Angel [imdb] [trailer]

Release Date: July 20^th

This has been a project that James Cameron had been attached to since at least the year 2000, and having now tied himself to the 20 or so Avatar films he is going to make, he has passed the film onto to Robert Rodriguez. Based on the manga Battle Angel Alita (no idea why the name change), the story of a female cyborg found at a dump by a cybermedic who fixes her up, only to find out she can’t remember who she is, but she can totally kick ass.

Annihilation [imdb] [trailer]

Release Date: February/March
I haven’t heard much about this science fantasy action horror film (yes that is how it is described on Wikipedia!), but the trailer looks good, is directed by the director of the fantastic Ex Machina, and has a great cast (Natalie Portman, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Tessa Thompson and Oscar Isaac). So I’m sold.

Ant-Man and the Wasp [imdb]

Release Date: July 6th                                  
I really liked the first Ant-Man, it was a good comedy heist film and Paul Rudd is super likable, and all the noise coming out about the sequel is very good. Evangeline Lilly will finally suit up as The Wasp, we will also see Michelle Pfeiffer as the original Wasp, and another addition to the cast, is the always good Laurence Fishburne as Bill Foster (AKA Goliath).

Avengers: Infinity War [imdb] [trailer]

Release Date: May 4^th

This will be the biggest team up of superheroes on the big screen. So of course this made the list.  We will see The Avengers (all of the pre-Civil War team), Spider-man, Ant-Man, Doctor Strange, Black Panther, The Winter Soldier and the Guardians of the Galaxy will all join together to battle Thanos, his Black Order and his alien army, as he finally attempts to unite the Infinity Stones in his Infinity Gauntlet and take over the universe (as any good comic book villain should).

Black Panther [imdb] [trailer]

Release Date: February 16^th 
There have been 17 films in the Marvel Cinematic Universe before Black Panther hits the cinema in February, however this film will surprisingly take us somewhere new (on Earth). Wakanda is an Iconic location in the Marvel comics, and should be the first example of Afrofuturism (yes I learned a new word, and now so have you, Thank You Nick Mason) on the big screen. Directed by the Ryan Coogler the man who bought us the great Fruitvale Station and Creed, and filled with another great ensemble cast we will see this year, this might give Avengers: Infinity War a run for its money as the best Marvel film of the year.

Coco [imdb] [trailer]

Release Date: January 18^th
Yes I know this was on my list for last year; however it doesn’t get released here in the City of a hundred spires (Prague for you laymen and laywomen) until mid-January. I love Pixar, I have enjoyed most of their films so far (with the exception of the Cars Trilogy), and I love the idea of them doing a film looking at the Mexican traditions dealing with the Day of the Dead. Since Last year having seen the trailers has just made me want to see this even more than I did a year ago.

Deadpool 2 [imdb] [trailer]

Release Date: June 1st
Deadpool 2 – There will be violence, there will be action, there will be a hell of a lot of profanity, and of course there will be Deadpool Enough Said!

Game Night [imdb] [trailer]

Release Date: February/March

This looks like a fun comedy with a great cast, Jason Bateman and Rachel McAdams are always good to watch, as are the supporting cast which includes Jeffrey Wright, Danny Huston, Michael C Hall and Kyle Chandler. The story about a bunch of friends, gathered together to play a murder mystery night, who get sucked into a real crime.

Hostiles [imdb] [trailer]

Release Date: January
Yet another great ensemble this year, with Christian Bale, Rosamund Pike, Ben Foster, Stephen Lang and the always underrated Wes Studi, starring in this western that seen Christian Bale’s Captain Blocker, unhappily being forced to escort an Cheyenne war chief back to his tribal land, after having spent the years fighting in the Indian wars and seeing a lot of horrors involved with that first hand.

Incredibles 2 [imdb] [trailer]

Release Date: June 15^th
I LOVE THE INCREDIBLES!! WHY HAVE I HAD TO WAIT SO FUCKING LONG FOR SECOND ONE?!!!!!

Mission: Impossible 6 [imdb]

Release Date: July 27^th  
The Mission Impossible film series has been around for over 20 years now, and with the possible exception of maybe Mission Impossible 2 (I’ve not re-watched it since seeing it in the cinema) , they have all been very enjoyable to watch. Tom Cruise and his team will return to take on Henry Cavill’s glorious moustache, possibly their toughest test yet. (Fans of the DCEU/DCFU (or whatever the hell they are calling that film franchise, will know what I’m talking about)

Mortal Engines [imdb] [trailer]

Release Date: December 14^th  
A film about whole cities on wheels (Tracks?) attacking and taking over other cities, and all this mayhem is directed by Peter Jackson!!!

Ocean's 8 [imdb] [trailer]

Release Date:  June 8^th
I love a good heist film, and with the fantastic cast (Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett and Helena Bonham Carter just for example) assembled for this film, definitely makes it a must watch for me in 2018.

Ralph Breaks the Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2 [imdb] [trailer]

Release Date: November 21st
Wreck-It Ralph was a very under rated film from 2012 and I am really looking forward to see where they go with the characters and the story. This might also have the most perfect voice cast that I have heard in any animated film, especially John C. Reilly’s Ralph and Sarah Silverman’s awesomely named Vanellope von Schweetz. The first film had a lot of classic video game characters, and this one promises to unite all the Disney Princess (including Princess Leia).

Ready Player One [imdb] [trailer]

Release Date: March 30^th
I love the book that this film is based on. It is full of references from my youth as well as somewhat engaging story. If the film can replicate even half the references and still keep the somewhat true to the story, then there is almost no way I won’t like it (I mean the acting could totally suck).

Red Sparrow [imdb] [trailer]

Release Date: March 2^nd  

We have been waiting for a Black Widow film for years now and finally we get one, only it’s not Black Widow, it’s not set in the MCU and it doesn’t have Scarlett Johansson in it. Instead it will be a Jennifer Lawrence in the lead as a Russian Spy, who may be thinking about defecting to the CIA. Lawrence is a compelling actress and can definitely cut it when it comes to action sequences.

Sicario 2: Soldado [imdb] [trailer]

Release Date: June/August
2015’s Sicario was a fantastic look at the US War on drugs, the people who fight it and the lengths that they will go to while fight it. Where the first one was lead by Emily Blunt, this upcoming sequel will concentrate on the slightly enigmatic Alejandro from the first one, played excellently by Benicio del Toro. This may possibly not be for the faint of heart.

The Equalizer 2 [imdb]

Release Date: August 3^rd
Denzel Washington returns as the retired CIA operative Robert McCall, who only seems to be able to find peace through handing out violent justice. Think John Wick but older, angrier and not wanting to stop. Damn now I want a film team up of Robert McCall and John Wick

The Predator [imdb]

Release Date: August 3^rd
Shane Black returns to the Predator franchise, (he was and actor in the original), and returns as an accomplished writer (Lethal Weapon 1 and 2, Last Action Hero, Iron Man 3) and director (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Iron Man 3, The Nice Guys), and due this, this might be the most excited I have been for a Predator film since well ever.

The Shape Of Water [imdb] [trailer]

Release Date: March 16^th
Guillermo del Toro is a true visionary genius, yet along with his particular aesthetic and amazing practical effects, del Toro also bring a great sensitivity to his films. Along with all this del Toro has Added the brilliant yet slightly underrated Sally Hawkins to his cast and putting her opposite Doug Jones an actor that can provide so much emotion through what seems like a ton of latex prosthetics, makes this dark fairy-tale a must watch.

Hopefully I will get to see all of these (of course I will) and you can too. Let me know if you disagree with any of my picks, or have something you think I should definitely have on my list, you will be wrong of course but I’ll still read you response and chuckle.

My Top Twenty One Films of 2017

OK yes I know, I haven’t kept up with this blog, but life has been complicated and a certain so called President of the United States has made wanting to write funny prose for the entertainment of who knows how many, seem pointless, but having survived the year, I have therefore determined to follow my friend Eva’s example and will be threatening to kick myself in the shins, (she doesn’t threaten to kick herself in the shins, she threatens mine), if I don’t do something, in this case write more. For a start here is my first submission, my annual Top Ten film list, with a couple of alterations. I have removed the Notable Mentions section; instead I will list my Top Twenty One Films. Why Twenty One you may ask, well I had a list of 20 to go and watched a film after that I wanted to add to it, and didn’t want to remove any of the others, so thought Fuck it, my List, my Rules, you lot will just have to get over it. Also just so you know the film I added last is not the last film on the list, you are welcome to guess what it was. I know there will be some who will be wondering why a certain film involving a stellar conflict did not make the list, to put you mind at ease, I have seen Star Wars: The Last Jedi, I thought it was OK, but preferred all the films on this list to it, there were in fact 3 or 4 other films that didn’t make this list that I preferred to it too. Please remember these are my personal Top Twenty One films from those I have seen. So if you think I have missed a great film out, then either I haven't had a chance to see it, or you are wrong. Message me and I will let you know which of the two it is. Also please be aware that this post will probably contain minor spoilers

The Top Twenty One

21) Lady Bird

A wonderful film directed by Greta Gerwig, following the titular character of Lady Bird, a young catholic girl, bored with her life in Sacramento California and yearning for some excitement. Lady Bird played by Saoirse Ronan has to deal with the usual pains of growing up, friendships, love, and of course her parents as she get ready to leave high school and move onto college and adulthood. Great performances by the entire cast, especially Ronan and Laurie Metcalf, who plays Lady Birds world weary mother.

20) Free Fire

Ben Wheatley the director of such gems as Sightseers, A field in England and High Rise, brings this brilliant action comedy film, set in Boston in the 1970’s and filmed in the Brighton area, The film follows an arms deal gone wrong between a South African arms dealer with his local hoodlums and the IRA with their local hoodlums. Essentially a shootout between the two groups in an abandoned warehouse, this is a funny action film with a fantastic cast including Cillian Murphy, Armie Hammer, Brie Larson and Sharlto Copley.

19) Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Based on the French science fiction comic series Valérian et Laureline, and bought to the screen by the vivid imagination of Luc Besson, this intergalactic adventure unfortunately was a failure at the box office, however is definitely worth a watch. Set in the 28^th century where humans and alien co-habitat on a large collection of space stations and ships combined to form Alpha. Dane DeHaan and Cara Delevingne play Valérian and Laureline two agents of Alpha, set on an adventurous mystery. Besson the man behind The Fifth Element brings his “A” game to the visual effects and Delevingne is excellent as the no nonsense Laureline.

18) Brigsby Bear

OK I’m going to say it; this is the best Mark Hamill film this year. This film follows James who was raised in an underground bunker, told by his parents the world outside was uninhabitable, only to find out this is all untrue, and that his parents are not his parents, but a couple that kidnapped him as a youngster. The film follows James as he tries to adapt to the outside world, his “new” family and living with the knowledge that the children’s adventure show he has obsessed over his entire life, was actually produced by his captors. For a film dealing with such a dark topic, this film is immensely joyful.

17) Blade of the Immortal

A really fantastic supernatural Samurai film. Following Manji an immortal Samurai, hired by a young lady to be her bodyguard, as she embarks on a journey of revenge against a group of warriors who have killed her mother and father. With an assortment of sword wielding characters, varied and fun enough to populate a 90’s style beat-em-up, and some truly remarkable (and sometimes funny and over the top) action  sequences, this is well worth a watch.

16) John Wick: Chapter 2

What can be said about this sequel to the Awesome 2014 Keanu Reeves action romp? It expands the universe built in the first film, including introducing a new hierarchy of the criminal underworld, the Roman branch of the Continental Hotel (run by Franco Nero’s Julius) and of course Laurence Fishburne’s Bowery King. Reeves again plays the forlorn former assassin is forced to do job he really doesn’t want to, and then has to deal with betrayal. Great action and Reeves is really really good in the role and we finally get to see him kill people with a fuckin’ pencil!

15) Logan Lucky

Steven Soderbergh returned from his “retirement” to make this funny heist film. However unlike his previous forays into the genre, where we followed the ubercool Ocean’s gang, here, the heist is committed by a group of down on their luck everymen (and everywoman), played by Channing Tatum, Adam Driver and Daniel Craig, et al. Fun and charming, my only complaint about this film would be what the fuck was it with Seth MacFarlane’s awful English (?) accent?

14) Spider-Man Homecoming

We were introduced to Tom Holland’s new Peter Parker/Spiderman in 2016’s Captain America: Civil War and this is his first full outing. Setting and keeping Parker in High School this time, this has been referred to as a John Hughes film, set in the MCU, and I have to agree with that statement, (and considering it made this list I like it).  Having to deal with the usual high school dramas, as well as having to face off against supervillains, and having to keep his secret identity, well secret, fully rounds out this version of Parker/Spiderman, which is possibly the closet to the comic books that we have gotten so far on the big screen, played fantastically well by Holland; however the outstanding performance in the film is Michael Keaton as the Vulture, one of the MCU’s best villains.

13) The Lego Batman Movie
Even though Ben Affleck was really good as Bruce Wayne/Batman in this year’s Justice League, Will Arnett will go down as the best Batman of 2017. He played the character to his most ridiculous extremes, to truly comic effect. And as much as this is fun, colourful romp full of numerous characters, (DC and from other franchises), it is also a study in what sort of obsession it takes to be the Batman, as well as the immense loneliness. The voice cast was truly excellent.

12) Baby Driver

After Edgar Wright left Ant-man in 2014, I was curious what he would do next. He is a Director whose work I have loved since the TV show Spaced. This action crime thriller was fantastic, with oodles of style, a great cast, and an equally great soundtrack. Following Ansel Elgort’s (that’s not a real name) Baby, a getaway driver, under the thumb of Kevin Spacey’s Doc, wanting out but being pulled back into the criminal plans of Doc. Stand out performances from Jamie Fox and Jon Hamm.

11) I, Tonya
If you had told me at the beginning of the year, that one of my favourite films of the year would be a film about a sports incident involving figure skating from the 1990’s that I barely registered at the time, I would probably have laughed at you and then backed away from you very slowly. However this film does stay with you and is full of incredible performances especially from Margot Robbie as Tonya Harding and the always great Allison Janney as her overbearing mother. Funny and thought provoking, this is the rarest of thing a good movie, without a single likable character.

10) T2 Trainspotting
Probably the most unlikely sequel of the year. T2 sees Ewan McGregor’s Renton returns to Edinburgh 20 year (almost in real time), after leaving at the end of Trainspotting in 1996, trying to reconnect with his friends Jonny Lee Miller’s Sickboy and Ewen Bremner’s Spud, as well as trying evade Robert Carlyle’s psychotic Begbie. The original Trainspotting was a huge film at the time it came out, especially for those of us who were at university at the time, so it was heart-warming to see these characters back and seeing how the passage of time has affected each of them differently.

9) Atomic Blonde
This 80’s set action/espionage thriller was full of style, panache and had possibly the best hand to hand action sequence of the year, with Charlize Theron’s Lorraine Broughton maybe being the biggest badass of the year. Broughton is sent to Berlin on the cusp of the fall of the Berlin wall, to retrieve a list of undercover agents. Jumping between East and West Berlin, she fights through an array of enemies (from all sides), and investigates the murder of a fellow agent and the location of the list. Also features a great supporting performance by a very over the top James McAvoy

8) Get Out
I am not a huge fan of horror, but Get Out was so much more than a standard horror film, Jordon Peele pulls of a delicate trick by producing a subversive look at race relations in America, in the guise of a horror film. Kaluuya’s Chris Washington goes with white girlfriend to visit her parents for the first time. Once there it becomes clear that something strange is going on, and when it is revealed that Washington has been bought there to be auctioned off, so that he can have his body snatched. Very creepy, especially how black people are talked to and described the upper class white host and their guests.

7) Thor: Ragnarok
Now let’s be honest the previous two Thor MCU films have not been great. The cast has been great and the films themselves have been OK but not great. So Thor: Ragnarok didn’t have much to live up to. Which is possibly why Marvel, were OK with giving it to Taika Waititi, and allowing him the freedom to make the film he did. This is a great comedy film veiled as a cosmic action comic book film. It sees Asgard being taken over by the brilliant Cate Blanchett’s Hela, and Thor, Loki and a new team (The Revengers) fighting to get back to defeat her. An excellent ensemble all round, with Hemsworth shows immense comedy timing.

6) Wonder Woman
It is hard to believe but this was the first time Wonder Woman had appeared on the big screen in her own film, especially considering that she is one of the big three in the DC Comics and also because she has been around since 1941. It is also hard to believe that before Patty Jenkins and Gal Gadot bought Princess Diana of the Amazons to the big screen, the best we had in regards to a female lead comic book film was Tank Girl.  The film gives us Diane’s origin and shows us the best parts of the character and why she has lasted so long. Gadot is sensational in the role and is easily the best hero in the DCEU or whatever they are calling it.

5) Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri

This is a slow character piece from the creator of In Bruges and Seven Psychopaths. Frances McDormand stars as a mother whose daughter was assaulted and killed a few months prior, who tired of the lack of progress on the case, rents the titular three billboards on the stretch of road that the crime took place, in attempt to shame the police.  This causes a variety of responses from the local, and hostility from the Sheriff (Woody Harrelson) and his Deputy (Sam Rockwell).

4) Dave Made A Maze

This film is Bonkers! Annie (Meera Rohit Kumbhani) returns home from a weekend away, to find a bunch of connected cardboard boxes on her living room floor, and inside them her boyfriend, (the eponymous Dave played by Nick Thune), telling her that he built a Labyrinth, but got lost inside it. Thinking he has gone mad, and not knowing what to do Annie calls on some friends to help, and then finally giving in enters the Labyrinth to get him out, only to enter a whole new world seemingly made of cardboard, however also full of death traps, and it’s own Minotaur. This film is funny, inventive and visually fantastic.

3) Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

In the second Guardians of the Galaxy film, James Gunn expands on the fantastic Marvel cosmic universe that he introduced us to in the first one. We get to explore new worlds, seek out new civilisation and to boldly go where..... Oops wrong franchise. We do however get to see new worlds and alien civilization, there are brilliant comedy moment (I’m Mary Poppins y'all), breathtaking action sequences and of course a kickass soundtrack. However underneath that all is a story about fathers essentially, not only does Starlord get to meet his real father (Kurt Russell’s Ego), we explore his relationship with Yondu, the man that raised him. Also the film follows up on effect their “father” Thanos had on both Gamora and Nebula, and we see the fatherly (if unconventionally so) side of Drax with Mantis.

2) Logan

As cinematic goodbyes go this might be one of the best, Hugh Jackman has portrayed Logan/Wolverine in 9 different films, (including 2 cameos), and no matter how bad the films have been, (I’m looking at you Origins) he has  always been the best thing in them, and he has never been better than in this. Here we find a much older Logan in a world where no new Mutants have been born for 25 years, and most of the other X-Men were all killed off, by a Professor X accidently during a seizure. Logan whose healing factor is failing him, works as freelance chauffer and takes care of Professor X with his fellow mutant Caliban. Their quiet life is thrown into turmoil by the arrival of a young mutant girl Laura/X-23, who is Logan’s clone, (played fantastically by newcomer Dafne Keen). This leads to a cross country chase, with the authorities hunting down Logan, Laura and Professor X. A western concealed as a comic book film, this shows how rewarding taking a risk and trying something new can be for a comic book film.

1) Blade Runner 2049

Actually this film might also be in with a shout for the most unlikely sequel of the year. Blade Runner (2019?) Is one of my favourite films ever, I love Ridley Scott’s world building, the noir atmosphere, the synth score by Vangelis and of course that fantastic Rutger Hauer soliloquy on the nature of life and memory. So this film had a lot to live up to. And Boy did it, Denis Villenueve takes everything from the first film and expands the world outwards. We see the world outside of the future LA, and how the world is devastated. Yet every shot of this film is gorgeous and precise. This time around we are following K a replicant Blade Runner, tasked with hunting down other replicants, who comes across evidence of the first replicant pregnancy and birth. Set to investigate K must come to terms with his own nature and memories. Great performances from the whole cast, especially Ryan Gosling’s K also a brilliant cameo by Dave Bautista, showing his serious acting chops. Yes I know people will and have complained that this film is very long, but they should just learn to relax and enjoy the atmosphere and visual delights this film has to offer.


And my worst film of the year for 2017 is.........

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

Guy Richie’s take on Arthurian legend, isn’t the worst film ever made, any other year it would be nowhere near this category. However unfortunately there were no Transformers or really bad video game adaptation to save it this year, (Resident Evil: The Final Chapter was dumb but fun), and of the three films I had down as possible for the category worst film I’ve seen this year, (the others being Pirates 5 and The Mummy) King Arthur: Legend of the Sword was the worse by a small margin. The idea of making Arthur a cockney wideboy seems laughable and in execution it is laughable. This is pretty much Lock, Stock and two smoking Barrels, minus the comedy and the charm, adding awful action sequences and setting it all in early 6^th century London, So not great.