Sunday, January 16, 2022

My Most Anticipated Films Of 2022

This is a bit later than I would have liked, and considering I did not do it at all for the year 2021, partly because of the then global situation, I wasn’t sure what was going to be released, and partly because I’m lazy. Be warned many of the films on this list are either sequels to other films I have enjoyed or are the works of directors whose work I adore, so it might not be to everyone’s taste. In addition, the release dates may vary I have taken a best guess using IMDB.

Black Panther: Wakanda Forever [imdb]
Release Date: November 10th
Of course, it goes without saying that the passing of Chadwick Boseman was always going to hang over this film. I am interested to see how they deal with his absence, as he was a big part of what made the first film and the character itself successful. We still do not know who will be taking up the mantle of the Black Panther. Though Suri (Letitia Wright) is the obvious choice, Wright brings many issues with her, concerning her stance on vaccinations. This therefore becomes a very important film in the MCU, to see how they will take these characters forward.

Bullet Train [imdb]
Release Date: July 14th
A film about five assassins on a Japanese Bullet Train competing against each other, sounds like a entertaining concept, add to that a cast including Brad Pitt, Sandra Bullock, Michael Shannon, Zazie Beetz, Hiroyuki Sanada and Aaron Taylor-Johnson, then you have a film, that I am really interested in.

Creed III [imdb]
Release Date: November 24th
Michael B. Jordan is one of the best actors working in Hollywood today, and the Creed films have breathed new life into the beloved Rocky series. Therefore, I am looking forward to seeing what Jordan brings to the third film in the series, which is also his directorial debut.

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness [imdb] [trailer]
Release Date: May 5th
After last year’s Spider-Man: No Way Home, I am expecting this film to be full batshit crazy. Especially as it will incorporate the events that took place in WandaVision, and possibly the events of the heart-breaking Doctor Strange episode of What If from last year too. With this, the next film in the list, The Flash and Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (Part One), 2022 is definitely the year of the Multiverse.
 
Everything Everywhere All at Once [imdb] [trailer]
Release Date: April 1st
The always-fantastic Michelle Yeoh star as Evelyn Wang, a woman who can call upon the memories and skills of her alternative selves across the multiverse, to fight some form of multiversal evil, in what looks like a truly bonkers science fiction film.

Knives Out 2 [imdb]
Release Date: December 31st
Benoit Blanc is back! More importantly, his accent is back solving another mystery!

Next Goal Wins [imdb]
Release Date: TBC
The first of two Taika Watiti films on this list. This is one that was also on my list in 2020, however was delayed due to the you know, whole pandemic thing. A fictional film based on one of my favourite documentaries (Next Goal Wins from 2014), the film will follows the American Samoan football team who after losing 31–0 to Australia, attempt to show some improvement in the next World Cup qualifiers, just to regain some pride.

Nope [imdb]
Release Date: July 22nd
I do not know much about this film, all I know is it is a horror film directed by Jordan Peele. Considering his last two films were the excellent Get Out and Us, I had to put this on the list.

Operation Fortune: Ruse de guerre [imdb] [trailer]
Release Date: March 18th
This looks like a fun action comedy from Guy Ritchie, with Jason Statham, Stathing it up, and Hugh Grant stealing the show, like only he can these days.

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (Part One) [imdb] [trailer]
Release Date: October 6th
A sequel to the best Spider-Man film of all time. From the trailer it looks like this time we will see Miles Morales leaving his universe and jumping around across the multiverse. I cannot wait, especially as they have confirmed that Takuya Yamashiro, the Spider-Man from the 70’s Japanese Spider-Man series will be appearing.

Studio 666 [imdb] [trailer]
Release Date: February 25th
Being a huge Foo Fighters fan, I was pleasantly surprised to see the trailer for this horror comedy come out the other day. The Foo Fighters play themselves, recording their 10th album in a haunted house and seem to bring forth supernatural evil.

The Batman [imdb] [trailer]
Release Date: March 4th
Its Batman! Moreover, this time he might actually be doing some detective work! The casting looks great, especially looking forward to seeing what Robert Pattinson brings to the roles of Bruce Wayne and Batman, as well as how Paul Dano portrays one of my favourite Batman villain The Riddler.

 
The Black Phone [imdb] [trailer]
Release Date: June 22nd
Although I am not usually a horror film fan, the trailer for this caught my attention. The story of a boy Finney Shaw (Mason Thames) kidnapped by a serial killer The Grabber (Ethan Hawke) and held in a soundproof room, with only a black telephone on the wall. The telephone allows Finney to speak with The Grabber’s previous victims, and together they try to work out how Finney can escape and finally end The Grabber’s reign of terror.

The Flash [imdb] [trailer]
Release Date: November 4th
If I am being honest with myself (and you, as I am publishing this online), the only reason I am excited about this film is the return of Michael Keaton’s Batman, to see what happened in that universe.

The Northman [imdb] [trailer]
Release Date: April 22nd
A Viking revenge thriller, with more than a passing resemblance to the story of Hamlet (The main character Amleth (Alexander Skarsgård) was the historical basis for Shakespeare’s character). Also starring, Nicole Kidman, Anya Taylor-Joy, Ethan Hawke, Willem Dafoe and Björk, this looks like it could be a brutal epic.
 
The Tradegy of Macbeth [imdb] [trailer]
Release Date: January 14th
Joel Cohen directing Denzel Washington and Frances McDormand as Macbeth and Lady Macbeth respectively. What else do you need to know?

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent [imdb] [trailer]
Release Date: April 21st
In this film, Nicholas Cage plays a fictionalised version of himself, who takes $1 Million to attend the party of a billionaire mega fan, but when he comes under attack, he has to call upon inspiration from some of his most iconic characters to help get through the situation and free his family.

Thor: Love and Thunder [imdb]
Release Date: July 7th
The second Taika Watiti film on this list. With Thor: Ragnarok, Watiti breathed new life into what was at that point the weakest of the franchises within the MCU. So his second go round is greatly anticipated especially as it seems we will see Natalie Portman return to play the Jane Foster’s version of The Mighty Thor, Christian Bale playing the great villain Gorr the God Butcher, Jeff Goldblum returning as The Grandmaster and apparently Russell Crowe will be cameoing as Zeus! Should be great.

Saturday, January 1, 2022

My Top Twenty One Films of 2021


OK so that was another peculiar year, I mean it was not as shit as 2020, but then again it was not as great as 1999 either. I managed to watch 143 films (over many different platforms) from the year 2021. Some might say that that is a bit excessive, and to those people I would say, you are probably right. I really need to get a life. I will most definitely try and work on that in 2022, along with writing more. Yes, yes I know I promise that a lot, however, I will really try this year. Pinky Promise! A full list of all the films I saw is published at the bottom, with a basic rating, in case you are interested. Again some of the films listed as watched here might have been released in 2020 elsewhere, however, here in the lovely Czech Republic, I was only able to watch them this year.

So how was 2021 for films? I would say it was quite a good year, there were a lot more films that I rated Good or Excellent than there were ones I rated Bad or Awful, however, there were also quite a lot that I would just rate as Meh. So the same as usual.


Also please be aware that this post might contain unintentional spoilers

The Top Twenty One

21) Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar
This film is one of the strangest and most surreal comedies you are ever going to see. Best friends Barb (Annie Mumolo) and Star (Kristen Wiig) after losing their jobs at a furniture store in Nebraska, decide to take their severance pay and go on holiday to Vista Del Mar, a super sickly bright resort in Florida, recommended to them by a friend. The film is full of absurd situations, including unlikely romances, a plan by a supervillain to kill everyone at Vista Del Mar using trained mosquitoes, and a whole lot of songs that would not be out of place at Eurovision. However somehow it all seems to come together and work. I had a lot of fun with this film.

20) Copshop
There is an art to making a good “Dumb Action Film,” and the team behind this film has gotten it right. Starring Gerard Butler, Alexis Louder, and Frank Grillo (after last year's underrated Boss Level one of my new favourite actors). This film is an Assault on Precinct 13 style siege film, however a lot more fun. Fixer Teddy Murretto (Grillo) gets himself locked up in a Nevada jail, to get away from hitmen sent after him, including Bob Viddick (Butler) who then gets himself locked up in the opposite cell, and the completely cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs Anthony Lamb (Toby Huss). A fun game of cat and mouse then ensues, with rookie police officer Valerie Young (Louder) stuck in the middle, not knowing who can and cannot be trusted.
 
19) Oxygen
This is a great Bottle film with all the action taking part in a damaged cryogenic unit. Elizabeth (Mélanie Laurent) wakes up in said cryogenic unit with no memory of who she is or what she is doing there. With only the onboard A.I. (voiced by Mathieu Amalric) as her primary point of contact, Elizabeth must piece together what is happening, before her cryogenic unit runs out of oxygen and she dies. A tense sci-fi thriller, with some great ideas, the film is however carried on the stellar performance of Laurent.
 
18) The Suicide Squad
Somehow James Gunn has breathed life into this franchise which was seemingly killed off in its first instalment in 2016. By working with the absurd nature of the characters, as well as making them feel like an actual squad, Gunn has bought something fresh and new to the franchise. Also, the R-rating didn’t hurt as it gave Gunn some freedom to bring in some really fun scenes of violence to a film that definitely needed them. Of the old squad, we get Harley Quinn (Margot Robbie), and Rick Flagg (Joel Kinnaman) who is a much more likeable and fleshed-out character in this film. The new squad consisting of Bloodsport (Idris Elba), Peacemaker (John Cena), King Shark (voiced by Sylvester Stallone), Polka-Dot Man (David Dastmalchian), and Ratcatcher 2 (Daniela Melchior), all bring something unique to the film, with each getting moments to stand out, as they take on their ridiculous mission. I would love to see another of these films, however, it might not happen, due to the poor box office, so fingers crossed.
 
17) Petite Maman
This is a lovely little film (literally little, coming in at 72 minutes). The film follows Nelly (Joséphine Sanz) who along with her parents goes to clear out her grandmother’s house after her passing. After things, get too much for her mother Marion, she leaves to be on her own, leaving Nelly and her father to continue the clear out. Whilst exploring in the woods where her mother used to build forts at Nelly’s age, Nelly comes across a young girl (Gabrielle Sanz) building a fort also named Marion, and the two of them become friends. As we go on, we learn that some form of timey whimey shenanigans have taken place, and the Marion that Nelly is hanging out with is actually her mother aged 8. A great film about mothers and daughters and how people change.
 
16) Nobody
This film came from nowhere to be a film that no one knew we needed, but so did. Bob Odenkirk plays Hutch Mansell, the titular nobody. A mild-mannered family man, who it turns out, is a retired CIA assassin. After disturbing a break-in at his home, a series of events causes him to call upon his old skills and brings him into conflict with the Russian Mob. Though this film lacks the fluid action and style of the John Wick films (this film has a lot of similarities with the first film in that series), it makes up for it in brutality, which is a lot more realistic for this character, in this world. Some really good supporting cast including Christopher Lloyd as Hutch's father David, and Aleksei Serebryakov as the main antagonist Yulian. I hope to see more of this series.
 
15) The White Tiger
I read the book that this film was based on a few years ago. Set in India, the film tells the story of Balram Halwai. From his beginnings as a bright child, denied an education after pressure from his family forces him to work, through his rise to becoming a driver for a wealthy family, one of the only paths of advancements available to him, to the act that finally helps him break out of his confines as one of the poor people of India (the rooster cage as Balram calls it), and set himself up as a successful businessman. This film is a good look at the divide between the rich and the poor in modern-day India, as well as the constraints society places on the poor using religion, traditions, and corruption to keep them down.
 
14) CODA
Ruby (Emilia Jones) is the titular child of deaf adults (CODA). The only hearing member of her family, consisting of her, her parents, and her elder brother. After discovering a talent for singing at school Ruby becomes conflicted between staying with her family who needs her help with their fishing business and following her own path and going to Berklee College of Music to follow her dreams of becoming a singer. Filled with great performances throughout, this film received praise for its depiction of its deaf characters, which is understandable, as the deaf characters in the film are fully fleshed-out humans.
 
13) The United States vs Billie Holiday
Taking place in the last decade or so of Billie Holiday’s life. This film depicts the various ways the F.B.I harassed and obstructed Billie Holiday, in an attempt to get her to stop singing Strange Fruit, as it is upsetting some people high up in the government. As they could not officially go after her for singing the song, they went after her for drugs and by using the men in her life against her. This is a story of the state attempting to censor a piece of art, and the artist pushing through. An exceptional performance by Andra Day, someone I was not really aware of before this film, but someone I will definitely be looking out for in the future.
 
12) Shiva Baby
This darkly funny comedy takes part mainly in a Shiva, a Jewish mourning ritual. Danielle (Rachel Sennot) does not want to be at the shiva, to begin with, with her overbearing mother Debbie (Polly Draper) and her oblivious father Joel (Fred Melamed) and prying neighbours all making her uncomfortable. The situation does not get any better when her ex-girlfriend Maya (an over-achiever loved by all) turns up, and then gets even worse, when her sugar daddy Max arrives, as does his wife and baby, whom Danielle knew nothing about. This modern comedy of manners is well written with some sharp dialogue and pitch-perfect performances.
 
11) Summer of Soul Or When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised
This documentary is about the 1969 Harlem Cultural Festival that took place over several Sundays in the summer of 69 (No Bryan Adams did no feature). The Festival was a celebration of black music and culture and did feature some of the most prominent black and Hispanic artists of the time, including B.B. King, Gladys Knight and the Pips, Nina Simone, Stevie Wonder, Sly and the Family Stone amongst many others. Although there were about 40 hours of footage shot. it was mainly ignored for 50 years, and sat in a basement. Luckily it was found and revived. This documentary intersperses some of the fantastic performances, with news stories of the time relevant to the black experience, and talking heads of the artists and those who attended in the current day.
 
10) The Harder They Fall
A little know fact about me is that I enjoy a good Western, and this is an especially good one. A fictional story featuring many real life black cowboys, law-men, and outlaws from the old west era, it is fundamentally a revenge thriller. The film sees Nat Love (Jonathan Majors) going after Rufus Buck (Idris Elba) the man that killed his parents. He is joined in his pursuit, by Bass Reeves (The always superb Delroy Lindo) and Stagecoach Mary (Zazie Beetz) amongst others. Beautifully shot with some imaginative visual flourishes, however, what stood out for me above that and the magnificent performances (of course) is the soundtrack, a great mixture of reggae, hip-hop, afrobeat and other contemporary black artists, the entire thing comes together to produce a unique western.
 
9) Pig
Nicolas Cage every now and again will appear in a film in which his performance reminds us of just how compelling an actor he truly can be. This is one of those films. Cage gives an understated performance as Robin Feld, a former chef turned recluse, who lives in a cabin in the woods, with only his truffle foraging pig for company. When his pig is taken from him, he teams up with Amir (Alex Wolff), the man to who, he supplies the truffles, and they go in search of his pig. Played out almost like a film noir, the pair’s investigation leading them and us, to some unexpected places. However this is more than just a man searching for his pig, it’s a quiet look at grief and how people deal with it in different ways.

8) Supernova
A road trip film with Colin Firth (Sam) and Stanley Tucci (Tusker) a couple taking a camper van to the Lake District, to meet up with friends and family. Tusker has been diagnosed with dementia and is contemplating taking his own life before dementia becomes overwhelming for himself and the man he loves. This film is all about the powerful performances of the two leads, as two people who love each other deeply, are going through something devastating, and the toll it is taking on them both and their relationship.
 
7) Judas and the Black Messiah
A fantastic companion piece to last year's The Trial of the Chicago 7, this film follows Bill O'Neal (Lakeith Stanfield) a petty crook turned F.B.I informant, who is tasked with infiltrating the Black Panther Party in Chicago, and getting close to its chairman Fred Hampton (Daniel Kaluuya). What follows is an interesting look at the inner working of the Black Panther Party, its work in the community and the charismatic Fred Hampton, all leading unfortunately to the inevitable betrayal the title of the film alludes to. Excellent performances throughout, with Lakeith Stanfield and Daniel Kaluuya, the obvious standouts.
 
6) Last Night In Soho
I am a huge fan of Edgar Wright’s work and so was looking forward to this film since it was first announced. This horror mystery spanning two time periods (the modern-day and the swinging sixties), sees wannabe fashion designer Eloise (Thomasin McKenzie) move to London from Cornwall to attend the London College of Fashion. After moving into a bedsit, she starts having really vivid dreams about a young woman in the sixties called Sandie (Anya Taylor-Joy) and becomes obsessed with her fate and her possible murder. Wright brings all his visual flair and filming techniques to bear on this film and produces a gorgeous film, full of energy and style, however along with that there is also an evolution in storytelling shown by Wright.
 
5) Spider-Man: No Way Home
This in my opinion is the best Spider-Man live-action film, we have had so far, (Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse is still obviously the best overall.) Continuing on straight after the previous film ends, we see Peter (Tom Holland) and his loved ones having to deal with Mysterio having revealed that Peter is Spider-Man to the world. When it gets too much Peter attempts to get Doctor Strange to cast a spell to make everyone forget that he is Spider-Man. However, his meddling with the spell causes villains from the Sam Raimi Spider-Man films and the Amazing Spider-Man films to come into the MCU. Though there are some good action set-pieces in this film, what make this great is the performances from the returning villains (especially Alfred Molina as Doc Ock and Willem Dafoe as Norman Osborn/Green Goblin), most of whom are given moments to shine, and Tom Holland’s performance, as he finally has to grow up from being a Spider-Boy into a Spider-Man.

4) The Mitchells vs. the Machines
This was the biggest surprise film of the year for me. I had not heard anything about it, and then one day there it was on Netflix. This animated film is a wonderful story about a parent not understanding their child’s passions and leading to a rift amongst them, and then the robot apocalypse happens. A fantastic film with lots of heart, and even more laughs. It is visually a feast for the eyes, as this unlikely family attempt to save the world. The voice performances are all on point, with a special mention to Olivia Colman as PAL the villain of the film. An utter joy to watch.

3) Nomadland
This is a fascinating film by Chloé Zhao. Based on the non-fiction book, it follows Fern (an always-excellent Frances McDormand) who after losing her job and husband, becomes part of a community of older Americans who live a nomadic lifestyle and travel around the states, following seasonal work. By keeping the professional actors to a minimum, and filling the film with actual members of the nomad community, Zhao provides an authentic look at a culture a lot of us were unaware of. Well worthy of all the awards it won.

2) The Green Knight
This dark fantasy based on the Arthurian legend is beautifully shot with a stunning bleakness throughout it. Though the story does differ from the legend, this is still a compelling watch. Dev Patel brings a vulnerable gravitas to the role of Sir Gawain, the knight of Camelot, who answers a challenge from the titular Green Knight and then must seek him out a year later, to complete his side of the bargain, even though it could mean his own certain doom. An unusual coming-of-age story, where Sir Gawain must finally leave behind his idle ways and take responsibility for his actions. Very close to being number one on this year’s list.

1) The French Dispatch
With The French Dispatch, we may have reached peak Wes Andersoness. Which being a fan, is not a bad thing for me. Starring his ever-growing troupe of actors, the film is an anthology film of 4 stories set in the fictional French town of Ennui-Sur-Blasé. Each story is a depiction of an article from the final edition of The French Dispatch, a supplementary magazine for a Newspaper in Kansas. Each story is different to the previous, yet still maintains Anderson’s style and vision. I would definitely recommend this if you are a fan of Anderson or a fan of the French New wave as this is a loving tribute to it.


And my worst film of the year for 2021 is.........

Thunder Force
This film was a disappointment. I will not go into any detail on the plot, just in case I inadvertently make it sound better than it is. I will just say it is a poor attempt at a Superhero Comedy, where I may be laughed at one thing, but even that got old quickly. The stellar cast gives some of the worse performances I have seen from them, including the usually reliable Melissa McCarthy, Octavia Spencer, Bobby Cannavale and Jason Bateman. This film goes for very low hanging fruit in both the comedy and superhero film genres. Just skip!

 

Complete list of Films I watched in 2021


Ratings

Excellent = Must watch
Good = Should watch
Meh = Fine
Bad = Can be avoided
Awful = Avoid

 

12 Mighty Orphans - Meh

A Quiet Place Part II - Excellent 

America: The Motion Picture - Meh

Annette - Good

Antlers - Meh

Archenemy - Bad

Army of the Dead - Meh

Army of Thieves - Good

Baby Done - Good

Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar - Excellent 

Batman Soul of the Dragon - Good

Batman The Long Halloween Part One - Good

Batman The Long Halloween Part Two - Good

Beings the Ricardos - Meh

Best Sellers - Meh

Black Widow - Good

Blithe Spirit - Meh

Blood Red Sky - Bad

Breaking News in Yuba County - Bad

Candyman - Good

Censor - Good

Chaos Walking - Bad

Cherry - Bad

C'mon C'mon - Good

Coda - Excellent 

Coming 2 America - Bad

Concrete Cowboy - Good

Copshop - Excellent 

Cosmic Sin - Awful

Cry Macho - Good

Dune - Excellent 

Edge of the World - Meh

Encanto - Meh

Eternals - Good

Everybody's Talking About Jamie - Meh

Fatherhood - Good

Fear Street Part 1 1994 - Good

Fear Street Part 2 1978 - Good

Fear Street Part 3 1666 - Good

Finch - Good

Flora and Ulysses - Bad

Free Guy - Excellent 

Godzilla vs Kong - Good

Gunpowder Milkshake - Good

Halloween Kills - Meh

Happily - Good

Herself - Excellent 

How It Ends - Good

In the Heights - Excellent 

Infinite - Awful

Injustice - Meh

Jolt - Meh

Judas and the Black Messiah - Excellent 

Jungle Cruise - Meh

Kate - Good

King Richard - Meh

Lamb - Good

Last Night In Soho - Excellent 

Locked Down - Bad

Luca - Good

Midnight in the Switchgrass - Bad

Minari - Excellent 

Monster Hunter - Awful

Mortal Kombat - Awful

News of the World - Excellent 

Night in Paradise - Good

Night Teeth - Meh

Nightbooks - Good

Nine Days - Bad

No Man of God - Meh

No Sudden Move - Excellent 

No Time to Die - Good

Nobody - Excellent 

Nomadland - Excellent 

Old - Bad

Old Henry - Good

One Night in Miami - Good

Outside the Wire - Bad

Oxygen - Excellent 

Petite Maman - Excellent 

PG Psycho Goreman - Meh

Pig - Excellent 

Prisoners of the Ghostland - Bad

Promising Young Woman - Good

Raya and the Last Dragon - Good

Red Notice - Bad

Reminiscence - Good

Resident Evil Welcome to Raccoon City - Bad

Respect - Meh

Riders of Justice - Good

Settlers - Meh

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings - Good

Shiva Baby - Excellent 

Snake Eyes - Meh

Space Jam A New Legacy - Bad

Space Sweepers - Good

Spider-Man: No Way Home - Excellent 

Spiral From the Book of Saw - Meh

Stillwater - Good

Stowaway - Meh

Summer of Soul Or When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised - Excellent 

Supernova - Excellent 

Swan Song - Good

Sweet Girl - Meh

The Card Counter - Good

The Comeback Trail - Meh

The Courier - Meh

The Education of Fredrick Fitzell - Bad

The Father - Excellent 

The French Dispatch - Excellent 

The Green Knight - Excellent 

The Harder They Fall - Excellent 

The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard - Bad

The Last Duel - Good

The Many Saint of Newark - Good

The Map of Tiny Perfect Things - Good

The Marksman - Meh

The Matrix: Resurrections - Meh

The Mauritanian - Good

The Misfits - Bad

The Mitchells vs. the Machines - Excellent 

The Night House - Good

The Power of the Dog - Excellent 

The Protégé - Meh

The Starling - Meh

The Suicide Squad - Excellent 

The Tomorrow War - Meh

The United States vs Billie Holiday - Excellent 

The Voyeurs - Meh

The White Tiger - Excellent 

Those Who Wish Me Dead - Meh

Thunder Force - Awful

Tick Tick Boom - Excellent 

Titane - Good

Vacation Friends - Good

Venom: Let there be Carnage - Bad

Voyagers - Meh

Werewolves Within - Good

Willy's Wonderland - Bad

Without Remorse - Meh

Wrath of Man - Good

Zack Snyder's Justice League - Meh

Zeros and Ones - Bad