Friday, May 31, 2013

Films You Should Have Seen #4

It's time again for me to enlighten some of you who have missed out on some  fantastic cinematic gems for whatever reason, on their virtues and why you should stop whatever you are doing and watch it right now, (unless you are currently playing an important part in an elaborate heist). 

O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Year: 2000
Directed by: Joel Coen, (Ethan Coen)
Starring: George Clooney, John Turturro, Tim Blake Nelson, Holly Hunter, John Goodman, Charles Durning, Chris Thomas King, Michael Badalucco
IMDB Plot Summary: Loosely based on Homer's "Odyssey," the movie deals with the picaresque adventures of Ulysses Everett McGill and his companions Delmar and Pete in 1930s Mississipi. Sprung from a chain gang and trying to reach Everett's home to recover the buried loot of a bank heist they are confronted by a series of strange characters--among them sirens, a cyclops, bank robber George "Baby Face" Nelson (very annoyed by that nickname), a campaigning governor and his opponent, a KKK lynch mob, and a blind prophet who warns the trio that "the treasure you seek shall not be the treasure you find."Written by Armin Ortmann <armin@sfb288.math.tu-berlin.de>
Why it is worth watching: Well for starters it's a film by the Coen brothers, who in my humble? (no that's not right), who in my Magnificent opinion (o yes that's much better), at their best produce instant classics (Raising Arizona, Millers Crossing, Fargo, The Big Lebowski)  at there worse produce films that are enjoyable to watch (The Hudsucker Proxy, Intolerable Cruelty, The Ladykillers, Burn After Reading). O Brother, Where Art Thou is definitely one of their better works. 

Like it says above this comedy is based partly on the Odyssey (with many characters names and/or traits taken from the epic) and mixed with a heavy dose of Southern Culture and legends, this film is a true delight visually and as well as aurally (though I will come to that a lot later). Now I'm going to make an assumption that you are all familiar with the Odyssey in at least some part. If you aren't then for fucks sakes what have you been doing with your life. It's been around for about 3000 years, and been translated into countless media, including the fantastic Franco-Japanese animated Ulysses 31 set in Space. They even animated and set it in fucking space for those of you who lack the time or inclination to either read it or watch a film version of it. Anyway I like I said I will assume everyone reading this is aware of it on some level, hence preventing my head from exploding. 


George Clooney takes on the part of Ulysses (The Roman name for the Greek hero Odysseus in case any of you are wondering) Everett McGill , and completely plays it against type. His Ulysses is a not wise nor heroic, but instead a small conman who gets his two "friends" to follow him by pretending to know the answer to every single question they may have. He also seems to lack the effortless charm that had up to that point been Clooney's trademark in the roles he played. This is not to say that McGill is not a likeable character, when interacting with his daughters or indeed his wife Penelope, he shows a true tenderness you don't see elsewhere in the film, (well apart from one scene). Holly Hunter playing Penelope is the only major female character in this film, however whenever she is on screen there is now doubt who is in charge. Wise to all her husbands tricks, she comes across as a bit cold most of the time, but never so much that it turns you against her.


If I was to just talk about the great cast put together by the Coen's for this film, we would be here forever and though that would obviously be a treat for you I have other things to do. Suffice to say every actor in this film brings their A-game and shows great comedic chops. Though I will give a special mention to John Turturro and Tim Blake Nelson, though taking a back seat to Clooney throughout most of the film, they still flourish and are possibly the true heart of the piece.


Now setting the film in the deep south of America during the depression also allowed the Coen's to produce a unique soundtrack that showcased a wide variety of music from the south. Generally when you think of music from the Southern states more often then not you will think of "Country and Western", here you are opened up to Bluegrass, Traditional southern folk songs, Gospel, Blues as well as country, giving a great insight into a rich cultural heritage of the area that is so often ignored due to the other less desirable aspects of the area. The songs that tend to stick out for me are  'O Death' preformed by Ralph Stanley, 'Down to the River to Pray' preformed by Alison Krauss, 'Hard Time Killing Floor Blues' preformed by Chris Thomas King, 'Didn't Leave Nobody but the Baby' preformed by Emmylou Harris, Alison Krauss, Gillian Welch, and of course I Am a Man of Constant Sorrow by Soggy Bottom Boys & Dan Tyminski.


Anyway go watch the film and then relax listening to the soundtrack. Then if you haven't done so far go read the Odyssey.




Wednesday, May 29, 2013

The Mil Millington Appreciation Society

Well Well Well it's seems like that time again for me to pass unto you some of my many many words of wisdom. Now as you all should know by now, as well as a way of entertaining the masses, I also see this blog as a way of educating and enlightening you poor souls who a may have missed out on some of the lesser known fantastic stuff out there, Hence my monthly Films You Should Have Seen post (look forward to Friday I'm doing a musical). Anyway I have thought of something else that you should be aware of, and it's not a something it's a someone. 


Let me introduce you to Mil Millington Author, Humourist and All Round Good Egg (from what I hear).

I came across Mr. Millington around 2001 when a good friend of mine introduced me to his fantastic website Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About. In which he recorded his unending struggle against the strains and dangers of living under the tyrannical thumb of his seemingly mad German girlfriend. This is still one of the funniest sites on the internet. You should definitely have a look. 

Since then Mr. Millington has written four novels, (as well as working on many other projects), and I believe that they are four of the funniest novels ever written. Writing full of wit, charm and the occasional C-word. All of his stories look deeply into relationships between couples, from a modern male perspective. something I haven't found in other novels, (though to be ruthlessly honest I haven't looked very hard either). His character interactions remind me of a slightly less classy Bill Wilder, (and if you don't know who that is, hang your head in shame and go to the back of the classroom).

Anyway here are the four Millington Novels (with synopsis taken from http://www.goodreads.com) in my order of preference.

1) Love and Other Near-Death Experiences (2006)
Hello. My name is Robert, and I haven’t been dead for sixty-three days now.

If he hadn’t bought those crummy towels, Rob would be six feet under. But his poor shopping sense accidentally set off a convoluted chain of events that meant he lived when all those others died in the pub explosion. Okay, maybe it wasn’t the ugly towels that saved his life. Perhaps it was some other random action, some other small movement that was the utterly trivial yet vitally important factor. And that’s the real problem.
Now, with his wedding fast approaching, Rob suddenly finds himself paralyzed with indecision–about Every. Little. Thing. He just can't be sure which seemingly innocuous choice will mean the difference between life and death: Should he wash the fork or the knife first? Should he step out of the shower with his left leg or his right leg? Red sweater or blue? One thing is certain: His fiancĂ©e, Jo, is at her wits’ end.
To save his relationship and his sanity, Rob embarks on a quest to find out why he’s still breathing. When he meets up with others who have had similar lifesaving near misses, he figures the answer must be close. But fate may just catch them yet, for Rob’s search to understand why he’s still alive might well turn out to be the very thing that kills them all.


2) Instructions For Living Someone Else's Life (2008)
Chris Mortimer goes on a bender one night in 1988 and wakes to find it's 18 years later and he's married to someone he doesn't know. He's still stuck in his hateful job and he's an alcoholic to boot. Things are not looking good. 


3) A Certain Chemistry (2003)
Brooding, self-loathing Tom Cartwright is a modestly successful ghostwriter whose ability to spell correctly and meet his deadlines has landed him the job of writing the autobiography of the wildly popular soap-opera star Georgina Nye. His imbibing, chain-smoking agent is swooning, and his offbeat, sweetly supportive live-in girlfriend of five years, Sara, is ecstatic—new carpets! 

Yet even as he feverishly pens (read: mostly makes up) Georgina’s “straight-from-the-heart” life story (he’s thinking maybe a thoughtful, feminist angle), he is lusting for Georgina herself. Soon Tom—poor, misguided, painfully careening Tom—thinks he can have it all: a woman at home who loves him, and a hot, panting affair with a television diva. With a little planning, can it really be so hard?


4) Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About (2002)
concerns a guy named Pel who lives with his German girlfriend, Ursula. Pel leads an uneventful life—quietly bluffing his way through his job and discovering new things to argue about with Ursula. But when his boss mysteriously disappears, Pel steps innocently into his shoes and his life spirals out of control in a chaotic whirl of stolen money, missing colleagues, and Chinese mafiosi.


Anyway go out and find these books or if you must stay in and download them, then read them. I can almost guarantee that once you start them you will find it hard to put them down.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

In Pods We Trust

I know most of you wonder what someone as fantastic and all round awesome as myself does for enjoyment. Well being the well balanced and fascinating human being I am, I have a wide range of interests to keep me amused. Of course my time like most of yours, is precious (probably more so in the case of most of you), and I don't get to indulge myself as much as I would like.



However one of the things I do regularly though is listen to Podcasts, (a wide variety of them). This is because I find them entertaining and can listen to them while doing other activities such as working, travelling, writing this blog and so on and so forth. Anyhow I thought as you have all been good little boys and girls (and anything else) I would introduce you to some of my favourites. Please be aware all of these podcasts contain crude language, in some case extremely crude language. If you are the sort of person who is likely to be easily offended, maybe you should get lost and find another blog to read.


Hollywood Babble-on

The first of two podcasts from Kevin Smiths Smodcast network. Kevin Smith and the extremely talented Ralph Garman sit down every week (usually) in front of a live audience, to discuss various aspects of the entertainment industry. Lots of regular tongue in cheek features such as looking at up coming projects, celebrity lifestyle news (generally very insultingly towards the Kardashians, Lyndsay Lohan, Justin Bieber and Will Smiths Children), an obituary section for some of the industries lesser know alumna's and many many more. Smiths laid back (generally on weed), and Garmans slightly surly demeanour create a great double act and extremely entertaining if Smith has smoked too much and/or Garman has had a few too many Jack Daniels.  
Started: 24/08/10
Out every: Week
Number so far: 126

How Did This Get Made

I came across this one while listening to another podcast a few weeks ago and have since listened to all of the back catalogue.  Comedians Paul Scheer, June Diane Raphael and Jason Mantzoukas, along with a guest(s) watch a film and then sit down together to discuss it. Generally the film will be from one of two categories Films so bad/crazy that watching them makes you feel despair and anger at the time you wasted watching them or Films so bad/crazy that they reach a level of sublime ridiculousness that makes them some of the best film watching experiences of your life. 
Started: 14/05/11
Out every: 2 Weeks
Number so far: 62

Mission Logs

This one is truly for us Star Trek enthusiasts. Set up by Rod Roddenberry and hosted by John Champion and Ken Ray (awesome names gentlemen). Every week they watch an episode of Star trek (starting with the original unaired pilot and then by original airdate), they then analysis the story, morals and messages and production of the episode indepth. Currently halfway through The Original Series, the long term plan is to do an episode for all of the different series (including the Animated Series) and all of the film. Which if your maths skills are as good as mine you will realise is a going to take over 13 years from now. 
Started: 09/08/12
Out every: Week
Number so far: 40 (plus specials)

Tell 'Em Steve-Dave

The second podcast from Kevin Smiths Smodcast network. This time coming from Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash (Comic Book Shop). Hosted by Smiths childhood friends Bryan Johnson (the basis of the character Randal from Clerks and Clerks 2) and Walter Flanaghan, along with their funny friend Brian Quinn. This podcast goes everywhere topic wise, from depression, the supernatural, casual racism to whatever screwed up story they find in the news anywhere. Comic Books and the View Askew Universe rare come up. The wit and general piss taking that has made this one of my favourites has now been translated to the small screen successfully with Bryan and Walt leading the Secret Stash crew in ABC's  Comic Book Men.
Started: 21/02/10
Out every: Week
Number so far: 152

The Bugle Podcast

Hosted by John Oliver (generally from New York) and Andy Zaltzman (generally from London) these two funny funny men take a look at the weeks news and report it using from their own unique and hilarious point of view. Beware though Zaltzman has a tendency to break into long pun runs out of nowhere. 
Started: 14/10/07
Out every: Week
Number so far: 234

The Empire Magazine Podcast

A great film related podcast hosted by various members of the Empire Magazine contributors, led generally by Chris Hewitt or Helen O'Hara. I used to listen to a different film podcast before I got extremely annoyed by one of the co-hosts being a gigantic douche bag. Luckily that is not an issue here. All the hosts are entertaining, as well as number of them knowing quite a lot about comic books and geek culture. The magazine has been around for nearly 25 years so you get some really big name guests interviewed, along with the new up and coming stars of the future.
Started: 02/03/12
Out every: Week
Number so far: 60 (plus specials)

The Football Ramble

One of my great passion which I haven't written about yet is Football, I'm sure I will get to it at some point (I bet you are now waiting with baited breath). Hosted by Marcus Speller, Luke Moore, James Campbell and Pete Donaldson. They take a look at the weeks football news, results and rumours as well as placing someone or something into their hall of fame after providing a profile. Started: 02/05/09
Out every: Week (Not during the off season)
Number so far: 196

There you go, that should cover a wide enough range of topics, so there should be something there for everyone. There are of course other podcasts out there. If you find any that you think we should know about, write about it in the comments section.